Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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