I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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