Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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