But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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