Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm gonna fight the coyote
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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