I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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