hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Operation Purity has been aborted
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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