I want to make a zoo with you.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
