im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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