I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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