it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
