he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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