would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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