a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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