sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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