I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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