D3 body, D1 cock
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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