Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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