3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
