My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
