help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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