I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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