I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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