HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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