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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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