They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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