i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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