I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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