sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You've changed since you got that strap on
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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