I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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