So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It's official drugs can't kill me
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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