it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i was born a porn star she said
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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