Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
