I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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