To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
This is the high leading the old right now
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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