You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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