sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
