So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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