What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Randomize
