No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Sorry about my life...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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