Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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