I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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