So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Couch. On fire.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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