Why does Corona taste like a burp?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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