white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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