I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Porn is love you can see.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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