Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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