Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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