Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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