He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
my shit smells like andre
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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