I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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