we have pet lesbian snakes
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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