I think scott just propositioned me for sex
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize
