So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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