Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
your like the ambassador to my penis.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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