Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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