I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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